sam wilson always adding a healthy dose of reality to the mcu
You don’t have to come with me. I know. When do we start?
Sam Wilson in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
I just wanna make sure we consider all our options. Because people who shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me, too.
Sam Wilson and Tony Stark are best friends purely bc they have so much shit to talk about Steve and the Dumbassery he’s gotten up to recently. There will always be new Dumbass content for them to talk about. Always.
They’ve started a list called Dumb Shit That Blond Bitch Does and it’s only a week old but it’s accumulated forty-seven additions already.